Mister Smitty likes to hide!
“Mister, where’s The Smee?”
“Mister, is he in his jungle?”
“Is he under one of his Crack House tables?” (available
exclusively at--)
[quit placin’ product placements! -- the legal team]
“Mister, is he snake-in-the-grassin’ it in the tall grasses
(where crop circles were wont to form themselves in the sweet old by-and-by)?”
“Mister, there he is under the guava tree. That’s a new
hiding place.”
“Ssh. Don’t let him know we know or he’ll decamp himself.”
