Mice, Mice, Very Nice Mouse #1 Part 2: Gory Details

The following is rated “G”

                  

(for “it’s all ‘G’”? No, “G” for “Gross.”)

                 

And “RV”

                  

(as in mobile home white trash-istical? Nope: “Rodent Violence.” Bring it on, G!)

The Smitty ate a mouse! Then he threw it up!

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Mice, Mice, Very Nice Mouse #1 Part 1: Down to the Killing Floor

Mister Smitty caught a mouse! Let’s sing the blues:

                Cat’s got a mouthful of mouse

                Better close that door –

                Don’t want a mouse in my house no more.

                Take it down to the Killing Floor.

Having caught the wee sleekit tim’rous beastie on the rock wall, The Smee boundeded across his (outstanding) field with his dark materials in his mouth to his usual “killing floor” (grassy spot at the bottom of the steps) and proceeded to play a game of cat-‘n-mouse grab-ass.

                -- which is all fun and games until somebody gets eaten!