Mister
Smitty has to do damage control!
Whenever a stinky Mister tries to
pick the Smee up and cradle him like a baby
(a specious anthropopopularizing)
The Smee sets into a fierce
session of self-inflicted lickin’.
“Mister, he has to clean off our
scent.”
What says resident cat expert,
Gno Kan Du?
“It’s damage control. Gno’m
sayin’?”