Wednesday, April 20, 2016

O, Differ Us!

Mister Smitty smells good!
Ever since the crazy change in location suffered by The Smee a cause de the de-camping of The Misters to their current location (which shall remain nameless), The Smee has smelled real good.
“It’s the delousing sheet.”
“It’s the Indian Paintbrush.”
“Say wha...?”
[In The Misters’ previous-previous location (precipitously coastal and pre-Smee), the gentle ocean breezes were wont to waft across the lantanas and lift their “Indian Paintbrush”-y aromas…]

“How could a cat that’s never been in place it’s never been, smell like a plant that’s not here but there in that un-cat never-been-there-land?”

“I’ll get back to you once I’ve crossed out the double negatives on both sides of that equation and reduced it to something I can understand.”


Stay tuned.



Wednesday, April 06, 2016

The Cloud of Unknowing

Mister Smitty had a smell adventure!
When the Marsha-lady was down here on a visit, The Smee gallivanted across her truck’s plenteous folds -- in around over under beside and through -- as though The Smee were the proverbial preposition and Marsha’s truck the cloud.
“Miao!”
-- said The Smee, wondering if the Marsha Lady’s several cats were also somewhere therein contained, prowling the purlieus, unseen and unbeknownst.

“Miao?”