Mister Smitty is a heavy drinker!
When the Smee is thirsty, LOOK OUT!
He’ll be camped out at his water dish a good long spell, lapping up that water like it were milk.
When the Smitty engages in such episodes of excess this is referred to as “binge drinking” <>.
“Mister, the Smitty likes to drink.”
“Mister, he’s a hard-drinking Smitty.”
“And he don’t like no one watching him when he’s drinking.”
“Drinking alone, trying to hide the habit … ‘tain’t right.”
“We could drink with him!”
“Excellent idea. Get the shaker.”
