Thursday, December 22, 2016

Full-Frontal Mastication

Mister Smitty got game!

“No, yo. Literally. He’s got fresh game.”

“Mister, the Smee is a big game hunter.”

Meanwhile, below these towering figures, the Smee chows down the remains of the wee birdie with much chewing and swallowing -- The mechanics of alimentation, live on stage!

-- Of course, moments before this victory-lap conversation (in which the Misters preside over the carnage with proud appreciative commentary) the home delivery of the aforementioned bird was hastily rebuffed by that Mister (who, to do the rebuffing, had to lift the Smee-cum-bird out of the house to deposit him on his “killing floor”).

“But, Mister, whilst you were ejecting him, did you thank him for his rich gift?”


“Mister, in my haste, I did not.”






Thursday, December 01, 2016

Lick it or Ticket

Mister Smitty likes to lick he-self!

The usual “good licking” entails a tongue in’s tail, a gentle tongue bath of the local fur…
But sometimes the Smee specializes, does custom, detailing work (on’s tail).
Let’s listen as he gives he-self instruction-ations:

“Splay the paw. Lick between the digits. That’s finger-lickin’ good… [smack! smack!].”