White Drivel-edge

Mister Smitty is a white male!

“Yo, it’s hard to be white.”

[Here we go … (ed.)]

White cats are high maintenance cats -- always lickin’ themselfs, cleanin’ & preenin’

“Life is hard,” they lament, “when you’re white!”

We at mistersmitty.com can only try to commiserate with these long-suffering males, victims of “white plight.”

Inspector Smee of the DMV

Need your car inspected? Ask Mr. Smitty!

Anytime a new vehicle shows up i’the ‘hood, the Smitty goes out to inspectify.

He’s got to smell all the tires (to discover the most recent been-there, done-that), chase up under your chassis, do some brake-dancing, look out for leaks, and generally luxuriate in the shade your rig provides him.

If you’re lucky, he’ll pop up on your ‘hood or even do a walk-through of your roof.

And if you want his optional inspection of sleeping spots on your back seat, just leave your window open!