Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Uppity Fridge!

“Mister, is that The Smee purring?”
“Mister, I don’t know because … WE GOT A NOISY FRIDGE ON THE PLACE!”
[ed: even Mr. Stanley Kowlaski might be unnerved by the noisy vibrations of
the Misters’ Third Temporary Starter fridge’s (stationary) peregrinations.]
“Mister, The Smee has declined his head to rest his chin on my leg.”

“Mister, then all is right with the world!”




Wednesday, March 07, 2018

Thanks Aloft

Mister Smitty has lofty ambitions!
(He likes to climb up to the loft.)
“Watch out, Yo. Here he comes down from on high.”
“We’re going to have to dedicate one of our kitchen shelves to emptiness
so the Smee can jump down from his new loft.”

[Editor’s note: since the much profit-sized move to the
“promised land” (The Smee’s purported “castle”),
The Smee has been generally in heaven -- except for two random loose-dog cavails…

-- during which The Smee discovered his “lofty” ambitions and kicked himself upstairs!]