Friday, June 15, 2007

Mister Smitty, Lap Dancer


Mister Smitty is a lap-dancer!

Mister Smitty likes to do laps.

As soon as a Mister sits down, the Smitty’s sensitive “fresh lap” radar turns his head in a lapward direction and propels the Smee to the targeted lap.

Once ensconced, he scrunches up his face all satisfied-kine and rests his head on a Mister’s knee.

As if to say, “You ain’t goin’ nowhere, G.”

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