Mister Smitty’s new flea comb works well!
I’m SO glad we have not had to collar the Smitty, but that he could continue to run free (and nekkid) to cavort and gambol in the furry white nude.
Yes, that’s right: the Smitty is a gamboler!
(I don’t even really know if what he gets is called a “flea” or a “tic.”
I should double click to find out!)
Friday, August 31, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
Da Big Sleep (still perpetratin’ them dang flowerboxes, part III)
Mister Smitty is taking a dirt nap!
Mr. Smitty sits in the flower box (nice tight plastic sides, organic potting soil, one half-dead marigold behind the Smee’s behind). He flops his numerous and copious stomachs down on the dirt…
(skip forward here to avoid a repetition of used descriptions from previous, tedious entries).
“…flouncing his furry self…”
(keep skipping)
“…no’m sayin?”
(oops. You skipped to the end!)
Mr. Smitty sits in the flower box (nice tight plastic sides, organic potting soil, one half-dead marigold behind the Smee’s behind). He flops his numerous and copious stomachs down on the dirt…
(skip forward here to avoid a repetition of used descriptions from previous, tedious entries).
“…flouncing his furry self…”
(keep skipping)
“…no’m sayin?”
(oops. You skipped to the end!)
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Festival of the 1st Year (continuing useless coverage)
Each passing day of the Smitty’s celebratory festival is more action-packed than before!
Readers who’ve never met now hug each other on the floor of the convention center, share stories of their favorite blog entries, and weep. Many have made t-shirts with photos of the Smee they have downloaded –
-- we interrupt this entry with a message from our lawyers:
[The legal team of this website hereby informs you that the illegal downloading of images of the Smee is strictly forbidden -- except where a case can be made that to desist from the capturing and t-shirtisizing of the Smee’s image would cause undue hardship for his fans.]
On the walls of the convention hall are projected favorite entries and photos in an endless loop -- beginning not chronologically but with The Most Favorite Entry (voted by a majority of the “Readers Group” to which many of you, our dear reader(s) belong, all the way to the 76th (least favorite entry) which was so forgettable, we’ve forgotten to include it.
Meanwhile, a star-studded cast of personalities (famous for being famous) perform readings of their favorite entries on the various stages scattered throughout the convention center. (click on the the “$$” link to download or purchase physical media (CD, DVD, LP, Tape, 8-Track, or print versions available.
(Please indicate language of your choice))).
Readers who’ve never met now hug each other on the floor of the convention center, share stories of their favorite blog entries, and weep. Many have made t-shirts with photos of the Smee they have downloaded –
-- we interrupt this entry with a message from our lawyers:
[The legal team of this website hereby informs you that the illegal downloading of images of the Smee is strictly forbidden -- except where a case can be made that to desist from the capturing and t-shirtisizing of the Smee’s image would cause undue hardship for his fans.]
On the walls of the convention hall are projected favorite entries and photos in an endless loop -- beginning not chronologically but with The Most Favorite Entry (voted by a majority of the “Readers Group” to which many of you, our dear reader(s) belong, all the way to the 76th (least favorite entry) which was so forgettable, we’ve forgotten to include it.
Meanwhile, a star-studded cast of personalities (famous for being famous) perform readings of their favorite entries on the various stages scattered throughout the convention center. (click on the the “$$” link to download or purchase physical media (CD, DVD, LP, Tape, 8-Track, or print versions available.
(Please indicate language of your choice))).
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Mr. Smitty vs. the Paparazzi
Mister Smitty has secrets!
The Smitty doesn’t want you to see secret photos of hisself doing embarrassin’ stuffs like…
Running, jumping onto the stack of magazines, and sliding them off the table so he falls off all overshot, befuddled, and discombobulated…
“HEY! (bursting through the doors of the executive offices of mistersmitty.com) Don’t be tellin’ that stuff!” (wrestling a Mister’s hands away from the keyboa--)
[this entry has been shut down by a spokesman from Mr. Smitty’s legal team]
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Festival of the 1st Year (Hype & Hoopla continued)
“Is he crazy?”
“A blog about a cat?”
“Have they gone mad?”
Surprise! Consternation! Giggles! Suspicion of Dementia!
--just some of the reactions upon the launch of Mister Smitty’s blog, lo this many year ago.
What was it like in those early days?
Photos of the Smitty show a youthful roseate glow to’s cheeks. In one shot he sleeps in a plant pot with a jacaranda tree. A year later there’s no room in that pot for the Smee! Oh the days…
[we skip here the fond reminiscing of the Misters over the thick photo album they’ve drug out to occupy our dear reader(s) precious hours. You're Welcome – ed.]
“A blog about a cat?”
“Have they gone mad?”
Surprise! Consternation! Giggles! Suspicion of Dementia!
--just some of the reactions upon the launch of Mister Smitty’s blog, lo this many year ago.
What was it like in those early days?
Photos of the Smitty show a youthful roseate glow to’s cheeks. In one shot he sleeps in a plant pot with a jacaranda tree. A year later there’s no room in that pot for the Smee! Oh the days…
[we skip here the fond reminiscing of the Misters over the thick photo album they’ve drug out to occupy our dear reader(s) precious hours. You're Welcome – ed.]
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