Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Festival of the 1st Year (continuing useless coverage)

Each passing day of the Smitty’s celebratory festival is more action-packed than before!

Readers who’ve never met now hug each other on the floor of the convention center, share stories of their favorite blog entries, and weep. Many have made t-shirts with photos of the Smee they have downloaded –

-- we interrupt this entry with a message from our lawyers:

[The legal team of this website hereby informs you that the illegal downloading of images of the Smee is strictly forbidden -- except where a case can be made that to desist from the capturing and t-shirtisizing of the Smee’s image would cause undue hardship for his fans.]

On the walls of the convention hall are projected favorite entries and photos in an endless loop -- beginning not chronologically but with The Most Favorite Entry (voted by a majority of the “Readers Group” to which many of you, our dear reader(s) belong, all the way to the 76th (least favorite entry) which was so forgettable, we’ve forgotten to include it.

Meanwhile, a star-studded cast of personalities (famous for being famous) perform readings of their favorite entries on the various stages scattered throughout the convention center. (click on the the “$$” link to download or purchase physical media (CD, DVD, LP, Tape, 8-Track, or print versions available.

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