Relics…
…like the flea glove once used to (try to) remove fleas from the Smitty (but which the Smitty eschewed, disdained, rejected …
… like Elvis in Hawaii flinging those used scarves into the hands of screaming fans. It got The Misters talking:
“Yo, thass what someone should bring to Antiques Roadshow (yo) when it comes to Hawaii.”
(in his best appraiser’s voice:) “…because the scarf is still damp with the King’s sweat (after 30 years)…”
“That’s gross! Of course, if it were Madonna’s…”
“Or the Smitty’s…”
Mr Smitty!
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