Mr. Smitty’s lawyers are (excuse us) a lazy bunch!
The backlog of info ready to slide out of here into the world about The Smitty (trucks are waiting, beeping softly)…
But them lawyers!
Mr. Smitty has – understandably, for a cat – engaged legal representation from members of HIS OWN KIND. Thus, the sense of what constitutes a “day’s work” is, in human terms, sorely lacking.
The Smitty’s lawyer, Jeff:
“Twinkles, dollface, send me that file on Mr. Smitty. Miaou.”
But when Twinkles checks back 6 hours later, Jeff is curled up asleep on Mr. Smitty’s file!
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