“I don’t need to hear that!”
--thinks the Smitty to hisself.
Human Conversation – I mean, please! Talking about whether mosquitoes are attracted to light the way moths are:
“Because maybe that yellow anti-insect bulb isn’t for moths but for other insects.”
“Mister, maybe.”
“But they still seek you out in the dark in bed.”
“Mister, I guess it’s…”
[At this point, the Smitty is so frustrated by human discourse (and intercourse) that, when asked, The Smitty thinks:
“Those humans! So Slow! It’s like watching them figure out for the first time that 2+2=mouse.”]
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