Friday, September 03, 2010

Comb-ination



Mr. Smitty likes to be combed!

Though this in no way suggests that his Smittiness suffers from a preponderance of fleas;it is simply a matter of, well, let’s consult our panel of experts:

“Da comb is all stimuatin’ and sh—“

Thank yo, Professor, Yo

“He likes it because he likes it.

Could you expand?

No.

It saves him from doing the work of delousing himself. That realization of increased leisure time, coupled with the actual physical pleasure, combines with the ego-soothing attention he gets from the human comber to produce an ecstatic state, not unlike coit—

And there you have it, folks. Think on these things the next time you put comb to cat.

Experts?

Word. Fleas out.

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