Mister Smitty was misfed!
An unfortunate hiatus occurred in the Smee’s dietary regimen: he had no dry food for a day and was fed only wet food!
O the humanity! I mean, the Feline-nanity!
Fearing a “fiber gap,” The Misters scramble, but the Smee is unrelenting in his now rapacious desire for wet food.
“I’ll feed him as small (sob) an amount as I dare (sob)…
Ten minutes later, The Smee is again poised before his dish … as though nothing has happened!
“Psychological counseling! Intervention! Call the Wet Food Addicts Hotline!”
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