Thursday, October 20, 2011

Escape from the Bathroom!



In the shower, sensing the great outdoors is near, The Smitty scours the shower floor looking for the gateway.

“I can smell it!”

But a thin veil separates The Smee from the olfactory paradise winking at him (nasally speaking) from the beyond. He looks up at The Misters with a look that says –

[oh no, here comes the anthropomorphizing again! – ed.]

[you know, if it weren’t for the existence of brackets, yo, you wouldn’t exist – other ed.]

(silence of --“ed.”)

Anyway, he has the same puzzled look that The Smee has.

Q.E.D., yo.

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