Happy B-Day Mister Smitty!!!!

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Hope you are having a very Happy Birthday!!!!!

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The Mister's

P.S. Hope you liked the Poke!!!

Mr. Smitty’s Academy, Part III: Seminars, Colloquia, et al.

The Black Hole of Cat-cultcha’ Distinguished purr-fessor of Cat-Astrophysics, Meister Schmittee – outstanding in his field (where classes are conducted) – selects rising seniors for a seminar in unified field-sitting, string and yarn theory, and relativ-kitty.

Mousy Tongue: Revolutionary Cookery from Wildcrafted Vermin Have you ever thought about pausing before devouring your raw mouse to consider various slow-cooking possibilities? This course is for you. Discover the pleasures of heat, evisceration, deep-fry, and various parfait-style preparations.

Mr. Smitty’s Academy, Part II: Courses Offered

Tongue Bathing 101: An introduction to the basic labial skills required for cleansing, grooming, de-knotting, de-gnatting, being natty, and anal hygiene. May be taken for credit in Linguistics.


Spatial Sabotage and Counterinsurgency: Students will cover the relevant history, famous battles, etc. to prepare them for the experiential portion of the course, which includes strategic self-placement in high traffic areas (in front of kitchen sink, in the middle of the bed, etc.) swift, stealthy insertions to vex and disrupt, and the basics of kitchen insurgency. Required for the degree in Cat-astrophy.