Tongue Bathing 101: An introduction to the basic labial skills required for cleansing, grooming, de-knotting, de-gnatting, being natty, and anal hygiene. May be taken for credit in Linguistics.
Spatial Sabotage and Counterinsurgency: Students will cover the relevant history, famous battles, etc. to prepare them for the experiential portion of the course, which includes strategic self-placement in high traffic areas (in front of kitchen sink, in the middle of the bed, etc.) swift, stealthy insertions to vex and disrupt, and the basics of kitchen insurgency. Required for the degree in Cat-astrophy.
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