Micro-managed Misters

Mister Smitty must micro-manage his Misters!

Once The Misters are led back to the house (which they apparently lose track of on a daily basis), The Smee lays himself out in front of the sink (or any high-traffic area) to be petted. This is The Smee’s sneaky strategy for calming his lost and discombobulated Misters, focusing them so they will once again be of use when foods, water, or laps are needed.

Once The Smitty decides that his Misters are calm and safe – he is outta there! (to attend to pressing cat business).

Fresh (water) Prince

Mister Smitty like his water fresh, yo!

“Mister, Mister Smitty is dissing his water.”

“You mean pee?”

“No, yo, I mean to the “D” as in “diss.”

“Mister, that makes sense because when Mister was in the shower, the Smee left his foods and ran over to try ‘n get inside where the fresh water was happenin’ (but was thwarted by the close-ification of the door).”

Cut to the dissed and abandoned water dish, now but a pale, watered-down version of itself.