Mister Smitty like his water fresh, yo!
“Mister, Mister Smitty is dissing his water.”
“You mean pee?”
“No, yo, I mean to the “D” as in “diss.”
“Mister, that makes sense because when Mister was in the shower, the Smee left his foods and ran over to try ‘n get inside where the fresh water was happenin’ (but was thwarted by the close-ification of the door).”
Cut to the dissed and abandoned water dish, now but a pale, watered-down version of itself.
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