Les Reins Feconds

     All atwitter about The Smitty’s switch to drinking water in the shower, The Misters quizzed their resident feline expert, Ms. Fabulous.
     “Why does The Smee – “ [see above, passim – ed.]
     “Is he drinking more water or the same amount in a different location?”
     “Same.”
     “Good. Cause if he’s drinking more quantity, it’s a kidney thing.”
     (Startled faces, nervous glances, quick denials of The Smitty’s mortality, etc.)
     “I’m pretty sure it’s the same amount.”
     We’ll leave The Misters here as the echo of their self-assuring reverberates throughout the universe.