So You Think You Can … Be My Peeps

Welcome to the show that asks the question do you have what it takes to be one of Mister Smitty’s peeps. I’m your host, T. Mister! [Applause]. 

Let’s meet our juuudges: Mr. Smitty, Mr. Smee T. Tee, and T. Mister (“the other one, whichever, can’t tell ‘em apart anyway, till they pet me,” etc.)

And our first contestant, a homemaker from Bethesda, Maryland …

Next, a young longhaired black cat with white paws from “across the way”…

“Mngiao!”

“Really? Well then, let’s see if you have what it takes to be one of Mr. Smitty’s Peeps … right after the break!                   (To Be (dis) Continued)