Read My Feets!

Refrigerator repair? Call Mr. Smitty!

Let’s re-enact a commercial-ripe moment of The Misters’ daily round:

“Mister, the fridge door don’t shut r(t)ight at the bottom.”

“Mister? But that’s exactly where the Smitty hangs.”

Days pass …

“Mister, I’ve discovered the problem! The out-stickingness of plastic grill kickplate thingy on the bottom is keeping the door from closing all good li’dat.”

“And The Smitty knew it all the time, Look: his feets are pointing right there to the bottom of the fridge!”

(Mr. Smitty: “Duh.”)

“Mister, The Smee is a refrigerator repairman green energy saving specialista!”