Putative Puke

Mr. Smitty barfed!

Color photos (not available at press time) indicate the substance(s) in question were mostly grasses.

“That’s those ‘garden greens’ mixed into his wet food, yo.”

“Or our actual greens from our actual garden.” (pace Marianne Moore)

(The Smee is a shameless grass-muncher)

“That’s how he cleans his teeth.”

“And his stomach, apparently.”