Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Chow Belly!



Mister Smitty has a nice belly!
                
He maintains them flaxen flanks by stretching his belli(cose) muscles in the sun to warm hisself and offer his silky smoothness to any convenable Mister’s foot.

We at Mister Smitty Enterprises, LLC recommend* (see various disclaimers in fine print on the reverse of this blogpost) a quick stroking of The Smee’s belly for any complaint from Tuss-a-ing (coughing) like an Overture to tussling with inner demons.

Delicate stroking of The Smee’s chow belly produces calming waves of beauty that even the stubbornest anxiety finds relaxifying.

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