“Mister, did you take your vitamin
Cmee?”
Vitamin Cmee, an essential vitamin for
healthy Misters (their friends, relatives, peeps, and assigns) is readily
available in many forms. You can get a healthy dose by:
Petting
the Cmee’s plenteous flanks, scratching his tiny head, spanking his wee bum, or
best of all tap-tap-tapping on the bottom of his spine at the base of his tail.
Nutritionists
say that you can receive doses of vitamin Cmee just by looking at him in the
eyes. If he turns and flashes his eyes at you, experimental subjects have
reported a jolt of happiness.
Best of
all, you can’t O.D. on Vitamin Cmee!
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