Mister Smitty has had it!
“Quit
combin’ me! That’s enough! When I say ‘Mao’ it means ‘Hol up! Cease n’desist
(yo ass)!’”
But
This Mister just wouldn’t listen, so Mister Smitty had to get up and come
a-stalkin’. This Mister had to back up like the captive hero thrown to the
lions as The Smity trained his eyes on The Mister’s ever-retreating feets (all
nice ‘n bare ‘n scratchable).
[Music
up. Close up on feets backing up. Fade out. Climax postponed]
(tantric storytelling, yo.)
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