Mister perpetrated The Smee!
The Smitty’s sunburnt ears (cf. numerous previous blogs,
crises, paranoias, etc.) have developed black crusts.
“We must intervene!” intoned That Mister.
“Here-Here” affirmed the other one.
The Mister waited until The Smee was sleeping. He peeled a spear
of aloe to reveal its goo and slathered the ear of the sleeping Smee -- who
wrestled but did not awake.
Success!
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