Prize Money

Mister Smitty should win prize money!

“Mister, he could send in to ‘Funniest Home Video’ footage of his hijnks.”

“Mister – Hello! – did you just fall out of the 90’s? Uh … it’s called YouTube. Hello?”

-- Silence of Mister –

“ANY-way!”

“We’d show him typing this blog! We could win hundreds of thousands.”

“Mister, what would The Smee do with the moolah?”

“Stick it under the bed. If it were a big enough pile he’d pee on it.”

“He’d spend it on plastic surgery to repair his sunburnt ears.”

“Or get some hair dye: ‘Yo, my hair turned white before its time!’”