Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Mice, Mice, Very Nice Mouse #2 Part 2: Discussion/Debrief/Breakout Sessions



Dear Reader(s?), What are your feelings about:
                 
Rodent evisceration?
                 
The Smee’s gratuitously violent streak?
                 
This website’s glorification of same?
                 
This website’s trivialization of same (irony, ha-ha, etc.)?
                 
Your desire/lack of same to interact with this website’s queries?
                
Your reaction to/fatigue for interactive questions such as the above?
               

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Mice, Mice, Very Nice Mouse #2 Part 1: Query Theory



Query: Why Has the Smee Struck Down Mouse #2?
                 
Theory: Because we didn’t give him wet food for the first time in, like, fo’evah…
                 
He’s making a political statement!
                 
“If you ain’t gonna give me my wet food, I’m going to take to the streets, demand my share, and take what’s rightfully mine!”

Insurrection! Sedition! Rebellion! Mayhem! Communism! Transfat!