Query: Why
Has the Smee Struck Down Mouse #2?
Theory: Because we didn’t give
him wet food for the first time in, like, fo’evah…
He’s making a political statement!
“If you ain’t gonna give me my
wet food, I’m going to take to the streets, demand my share, and take what’s
rightfully mine!”
Insurrection! Sedition!
Rebellion! Mayhem! Communism! Transfat!
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