Mister
Smitty can compete in the Beiging Olympics!
[You see how long it takes our
legal team to vet these blog posts? This news is stale and crumbly! – ed.]
[That’s why there’s only one
letter difference between “blog” and “bog” – other ed.]
The Smee’s event is called “The
Flop.” It occurs several seconds into “heavy petting” when, heavily petted,
The
Smee flops over on the ground for more serious manipulation.
The resulting thud and gentle rippling
of his plenteous flanks wins him big points for form and grace.
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