Mr. Smitty is pathological!
He frequents the beaten path between the house and the car.
Wanna meet The Smee?
Upon your arrival by car, please stick to the (beaten) path; The Smee will come to you. Do not attempt to chase, coax, trail, or trap him.
Wanna find The Smee pre-sunset or post-sunrise?
Follow the (beaten) path to Smitty familiarity and frequent repose. You’ll be glad you did.
(Paid for by the Have A Nice Day Memorial Fund for Smittiness)
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