Iron(ic) Will

Mister Smitty is oppressing The Misters!

Like all great tyrants (pyramids, train schedules, time), The Smee imposes his iron(ic) will on those (of us) who serve him.

“I was trapped…personally denied my freedom … detained … all because of The Smitty!”

(--personal testimony of one of The Misters)

“I was sitting innocently (picture it?) in my chair, when he jumped up and sat in my lap. I couldn’t move. I was oppressed!”

And so many similar tales of oppression are daily leaking out of that remote and closed society o’er which The Smee holds tyrannical sway!

Pavlov’s Smee (21)

Mister Smee is a Pavlovian Smee!

“He trained, yo.”

“When he hears that <> of the porch heater, he comes a-runnin’!”

“And when he smell that coffee in the morning, he know he gone get some fresh grains of food.”

“And when he hear that <<Kerwaaap!>> of the wet food can opening, he well-nigh be salivating

himself with anti-(disestablishmentari)-cipation.”

“And when The Misters start talking like idiots like this…” [the “ed.” steps in and cuts ‘em off! – ed.]