Sunday, March 08, 2015

Pavlov’s Smee (21)

Mister Smee is a Pavlovian Smee!
“He trained, yo.”
“When he hears that <> of the porch heater, he comes a-runnin’!”
“And when he smell that coffee in the morning, he know he gone get some fresh grains of food.”
“And when he hear that <<Kerwaaap!>> of the wet food can opening, he well-nigh be salivating
himself with anti-(disestablishmentari)-cipation.”
“And when The Misters start talking like idiots like this…” [the “ed.” steps in and cuts ‘em off! – ed.]

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