Training, Brah

Mister Smitty is a well-trained smitty!

After having thoroughly trained his Misters to, on sight, greet, feed, comb, sing, pet, scratch, and coo like idiots, The Smee has – on rare occasion – deigned to be trained himself.

Let’s look at some of the tricks he’s been trained to do (roll film):

whenever he finds a Mister supine: to lay on him;

whenever The Misters get to fixin’ supper (their own): to sit in the most in-the-way-possible place between sink and stove;

to daily attack (and subdue) the couch;

to signal his arrival from afar by gently squeaking upon gaining the porch or crossing the threshold;

-- all that takes training!