Is Mister Smitty albino?
We asked The Misters.
“He white. Definitely.”
“Got them pink ears, too.”
(and a wee pink nose upside his face)
What color, gentlemen, are his eyes?
(“Who he talkin’ to?” “Us, yo.” “Oh!”)
“Yellow.”
“He’s got that cat’s eye thing, too: where the pupil is all weird, like a cat.”
“Yes. thank you, gentlemen.”
“Who you callin’ ‘gentle?’”
(“Shut up, yo.”)
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