Now and Forever

Mister Smitty should have a musical written about himself!

It could be called:

Sweet Smitarity

The Smitty and the Beast

The Smitty of the Opera

The Sound of Smitty

Smitty-Smitty Bang-Bang

Less Mis(t)erables

West Side Smitty

A Smitty Line

Smittalot   

Heavy Drinking

Mister Smitty is a heavy drinker!

He laps loudly--

Fan(s): --no more about laps!

No, dear reader, I speak not of nouns but of verbs: He laps up his milk -- I mean water --

Fan(s): --no more about water!

No, dear reader, I speak not of what he drinks but how he drinks--

Fan(s): --no more about drinking!

No dear reader, I speak not of the act but of its quality.

Fan(s): -- no more quality!

Dear reader, I speak not.