Thursday, November 12, 2015

Heavy Drinking

Mister Smitty is a heavy drinker!
He laps loudly--
Fan(s): --no more about laps!
No, dear reader, I speak not of nouns but of verbs: He laps up his milk -- I mean water --
Fan(s): --no more about water!
No, dear reader, I speak not of what he drinks but how he drinks--
Fan(s): --no more about drinking!
No dear reader, I speak not of the act but of its quality.
Fan(s): -- no more quality!

Dear reader, I speak not.

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