Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Vetting The Smee

Mister Smitty is a “sassy” Smee!
That, according to the vet, as she gently proctologized his lily-white ass.
Her assistant tried to hold the heretofore congenial Smee still for the duration, but The Smee emitted low, vulgar sounds of a type heretofore unheard of by The Misters.
“He’s a sassy one,” she opined, just before The Smee pumped up the volume on his strange whining.

“That’s it. let him go. We’re done,” she concluded, abandoning all hope of evermore entering The Smee here.



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