After much hand-wringing and nail-biting that call from the Vet came
(The whip came down, the alea were jacta’ed and the jeux were faited).
From the official report:
“The thick black nubbin [on the sunny side of The Smee’s ear] has a dry, crusty, scabrous quality suggesting dead skin, infection, possible pre-cancerous lesions…”
Response:
“Keep that cat out of the sun, yo! Don’t you know nothing about white cats?”
“Mister, who’s going to break it to The Smee?”
“That he’s possibly got cancer of the ears and can’t go out in the sun?”
“No, that he’s white.”
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