Him of the He

The Misters have to go to the vet!

“Mister, we do.”

“But certainly not with the S-M-E-E !”

“Mister, why not with … he of the him?”

“Because certainly the vet wants to speak to us about our behavior vis-a-vis the ... aforementioned

‘he’ of whom we speak.”

“And report his findings on us directly to the … S to the M to the E-E-ity.”

“Word! (I mean ... THAT word).”

Escape from the (Dot-) Matrix

Mister Smitty discovered his blog!

“What the <> is this <>?”

(... Lawyers have been called, the jig is up, desk drawers have been emptied (summarily, awkwardly) into round standard-issue grey metal office wastebaskets…)

-- and so this blog must be entered into evidence. All entries shall be impounded

(...station wagons are filling with old-school faux-woodgrain cardboard personal file boxes larded with stacks of dot-matrix printed sheets …)

--and all ye who have ever clicked herein shall have your whole clickin’ history catalogued and entered into the Akasic records!