Escape from the (Dot-) Matrix

Mister Smitty discovered his blog!

“What the <> is this <>?”

(... Lawyers have been called, the jig is up, desk drawers have been emptied (summarily, awkwardly) into round standard-issue grey metal office wastebaskets…)

-- and so this blog must be entered into evidence. All entries shall be impounded

(...station wagons are filling with old-school faux-woodgrain cardboard personal file boxes larded with stacks of dot-matrix printed sheets …)

--and all ye who have ever clicked herein shall have your whole clickin’ history catalogued and entered into the Akasic records!