Mister Smitty is an indomitable hunter! (in a time-honored, Faulknerian sense).
“Mister, I saw the Smee chasing a mongoose, so I closed the door.”
“Mister, in the indomitably time-honored and storied words of the recently cancelled faux-reality show, The Comeback, “I don’t need to SEE that.”
“Later, I was able to open the door again once the Smee was all calmed down and sich. There was no visible evidence of viscera.”
“Good. Because ‘I don’t need to see THAT.’”
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