The Eyes Have It

Mister Smitty has pretty eyes!

One day on the porch, during that crepuscular time we call the cocktail hour, the Professor

(visiting, but not a “visiting professor”) said, in reference to the Smee:

“He has such beautiful eyes!”

To which those assembled could only agree.

“Aren’t they all that color yellow?”

(We take the phrase “they all” here to mean “all cats”)

“But his are particularly golden.”

To which those assembled could only agree.

Mr. Smee!