Mr. Smitty in Blackface

Mr. Smitty got (s)hit upside his head!

When Mr. Smitty came back with a large smudge on his head, the Misters were concerned.

“Is it mud?”

“It’s not greasy.”

Time passed (“doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…”)

“Mister, you know, that’s the one place the Smitty can’t clean.”

“The upside of his head.”

“He probably thinks he’s all immaculate and shi—“

“--Ssh! Don’t tell him!”

“No photos.”

“No.”

“’Mum’’s the word.”