Vintage Smee (Cheap Re-run)

Since the editor you know as “—ed.” has “pulled the plug” on the Misters (read: still sulking), we at Mr. Smitty Enterprises have decided to dig through our chest of golden oldies to offer you a nostalgic trip down memory lane with your old friends The Misters and Mr. Smitty:

Let’s dip into the archive, shall we?

Here’s a good one – Oh, no, wait. That was stupid. One of those entries that’s all talk and no action.

Here’s a funny one! Remember that lame pun about –

OK, not that either.

Oh! I love this one – it’s that one where all the brackets are flying back and forth and the one editor talks to the other editor and you never even SEE Mr. Smitty the whole –

Ok, well, we at Mr. Smitty Enterprises will get back to you when we dig up an entry with action, meaning, and efficient use of language.

(if such an entry exists)