Dear Reader(s),
With regards to the previous post, we implore/beg/beseech you, our faithful, not to tell the Smitty the content of the previous confession (that The Misters only exist to serve the Smitty).
Because we fear it will give the Smee a smell head
I mean SWELL head
“What about the part about how we ain’t got no “imputated lives” outside of when we be pettin’ and feedin’ and talkin’ and singing?”
“I think we’re free to mention that (because we only THINK we are doing so – it has no deleterious effect on the functioning of the Smee qua Smee).”
“Ain’t he as fictational as us?”
“Word, in the strictest sense of that word, my good G.; but the “eds.” insist we preserve this distinction twixt us and him.”
“A’ight. Whatevah.”
With regards to the previous post, we implore/beg/beseech you, our faithful, not to tell the Smitty the content of the previous confession (that The Misters only exist to serve the Smitty).
Because we fear it will give the Smee a smell head
I mean SWELL head
“What about the part about how we ain’t got no “imputated lives” outside of when we be pettin’ and feedin’ and talkin’ and singing?”
“I think we’re free to mention that (because we only THINK we are doing so – it has no deleterious effect on the functioning of the Smee qua Smee).”
“Ain’t he as fictational as us?”
“Word, in the strictest sense of that word, my good G.; but the “eds.” insist we preserve this distinction twixt us and him.”
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