We apologize for not answering these questions earlier, but the volume of fan mail pouring into our executive offices means that your cards, letters, e-mails, ITMs, IEDs, old IUDs, tributes, “rich gifts,” tirades, jeremiads, and baksheesh pile up so high that only the Smee himself can scale those lofty heights to peruse your praises.
Nevertheless, undaunted, we proceed:
Q: Mr. Smitty, paper or plastic?
A: No-brainer, yo: read about my serialized discombobulation in “The Plastic Trash Bag Mystery Parts I – V” in the 2006 archives.
As for “paper” do you mean paper bags I like to crawl myself into or newspaper upon which I am wont to pinch a –
“…ANY-way!”
Q: Mr. Smitty, Case or Akaka? (Now moot).
A: Mao! (natch)
Keep those cards and letters coming!
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